Shmaliens

2002

Ellen Ripley, sole survivor of a vicious alien attack on her crew of lethal pro wrestlers, is rescued from 57 years in hypersleep in deep space. No one believes her story, but when contact with a remote colony is lost, she leads a squad of incompetents and retards on a rescue mission with disastrous effect.

Michael Biehn (Corporal Hicks in Aliens)


Actor Michael Biehn of Aliens holding a DVD copy of Shmaliens

Stills gallery


Ripley (Jenny Catran) in hypersleep Burke (Michael Travis) consoles Ripley (Jenny Catran) Bishop (Michael Travis), Gorman (Richard Steane) and Ripley (Jenny Catran) Apone (Richard Steane) - Assholes and elbows!
Prep for dust-off Absolutely badasses! Hudson (Simon Connolly) vs Aliens I don't care what you smell...
Coccooned colonist (Rebecca Sharp) Alright, we waste him... Kymbyrly (Rebecca Whitlock) punching the camera Gorman (Richard Steane) throttles Vasquez (Frank Chan)
We're not leaving! Hive Hive The Good, The Bad...

DVD releases


Shmaliens Special Edition DVD cover Shmaliens: Special Edition

Featuring: 64 minute Director's Cut / "The Making of Shmaliens" behind-the-scenes feature / deleted scenes / FX comparisons / photo gallery / other shit / special hidden feature / hand-made booklet

DVD Format: Widescreen & 4:3 / high bitrate 720 x 576 PAL / 2 channel Dolby Digital / Amaray DVD colour case