Why?!? Somebody tell me, why!?

Okay, basically, I got bored, learnt HTML, and decided to make a page. It has no real point apart from that; I just want to imflict my warped mind upon supsceptible web-surfers...but it doesn't seem to be working. Anyways, I'd appreciate feedback, so email me:

For those interested, my mind can be found if you dare to open the box...

If anyone wants to read the bits of some stories I've been writing (which I'll try to update whenever I write more); Tea and Scones Submissions Welcome

Okay, if you're really that interested, you can find out more about me here. Though why you'd want to is beyond me...