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THE NEW SHOCKWAVE SITE IS HERE!

If you could view the movie at the start, then you'll be able to use the new shockwave menu system.  Click here to enter... PLEASE be patient when it's loading.  It IS loading... it won't crash on you!  Cheers!
 
GO TO SHOCKWAVE SITE NOW
 
If you're SURE you don't have shockwave, then just pick on of the following options:
 

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Right, well.... take your pick.  I've had some 'complaints' about my frames.  I say, either you luv 'em, or u loath 'em.  Oh, and as an answer to your question:  No, I'm not gonna take off my popping up head  :Þ  enjoy!


Hits since
12 Nov, 1997

 

Ignore the white specks floating around my head.  They're just mutated flies.
By the way, I made all the graphics you'll see on this site myself, so HANDS OFF!  This includes YOU, 'Mr Funny Guy' who decided to steal my previous buttons, and put it on his xxx site (there IS a perfectly understandable reason why I happen to know that, involving no kinkyness whatso ever)!
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