SORRY folks! Bear with me with the broken images. TRIPOD has decided to deleate them for me. Hey guys, maybe you could personally thank them, by not using their service, and say, go to GEOCITIES instead! Cheers!
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A site dedicated to the sponge species.  See the live sponge cam, view the sponge picture gallery, or print out your own official sponge shrine souvenir!


 
My newest site adaptation, my friendz site. Tis a tribute to all those who i know personally, who aren't my enemies! Each of 'em has a lill' paragraph 'bout that person... so if u know me, then ya might just be on it! Give it a gander...
 

 
Visit my Novelty Items page.  Here you will find scanned pics of novelty items.  That's why it's called the 'Novelty Items' page!!
 

 
Find out what else there is to know.
 

 
Come to the world's first online tuning fork!!
 

 
UPDATED! - Come and visit my cool links page. Links to friends' pages, must see sites, and a special kiwi specific section!
 

 
View pictures of my cat, and more.
 

 
Visit my all new Stare Space.  You won't believe your eyes.

 
 
My guide to free stuff on the net.
 

 
This is my world famous Sound Archive.  It contains my (also world famous) SINGING CAT!!!!!  Download some of my cat's best caterwauling hits!!
 

 
Yes, this is my eye glue site.  You've heard of the expression "Keep your eyes glued to this space"!!  Well, now it's time to life up to that phrase!
 

 
Here, you can find out how to contact me, chat with me, and my UIN number and stuff.
 

 
Jokes, quotes, stories. Here's some of the funniest stuff on the net. 100% unoriginal! Come now!
 

 
This is it!  The big one!  You probably won't find this very interesting unless you know me personally or go to Birkenhead College, but this is my pencil case which is full o' signatures and doodles from people around the 5th form.
 

 
MY VERY OWN SHOP, ONLINE!  Okay, this isn't exactly *real* but it works!  Basically, I just did this so I could upstage Murry (coz he couldn't do it)  :)  This took FOREVER to do, though.  So just humour me, 'n' *buy* (remember - this isn't real, so ya can't buy stuff) a carrot or somethin'! - oh, aparantly it doesn't work 'properly' with netscape (netscape's fault! not mine!), but ya can give it a go!
 

 
Go here to walk through a simulation of my house!  I've made this as accurate as I could.  See my room, see my TV, see where I burn toast!  Happiness is just a click away : )
  
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25.4.98
 
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