Kenny the Koala

(Possibly some bits mixed up / missing. Please email me with any fixes...)

Kenny is a Koala bear
His nose is always red
Every morning he sleeps late
He can't get out of bed
And as it's always opening time
He doesn't have to wait
He has a double when he wakes
Just to put him straight
And just like every Koala bear
He doesn't walk he weaves
For his diet's alcoholic
Eucalyptus leaves

Kenny is a Koala bear
He doesn't walk he weaves
For his diet's alcoholic
Eucalyptus leaves

Once he fell out of a tree
Into a passing truck
He said that's clumsy, silly me
What bloody awful luck
Still I reckon it's a tale
I can always brag-on
I'll be the only koala bear
To end up on the wagon

Chorus and ad lib to end

(Thanks to Allan Williams for sending these in)