Browser Long

Browser Long the bookworm met a worm called Mabel
Boring through a dictionary on a library table
Said Browser Long "Allo, allo, I like the way you look"
"Oh good," said Mabel, "quote come to tea, you'll find me in the book.
Call round for tea on Tuesday next, we'll have a celebration
I'll shop for clothes at C&A then meet you at the station"
Browser Long could hardly wait until next Tuesday came
Despite the fact he hadn't asked his lady friend's last name

He ate his way through all the A's and shortly after starting
Caught B for Boat and sailed the C's arriving at Departing
Then dined on Doughnut, Dates and Duck as fast as one can read
Then went right through from Drink to Drunk at full dictation speed
Eating E for Energy he caught the first Express
Then rode on R for Railway down to the letter S
There was Mabel at the Station standing with her Shopping
Alas it was a Straight-through train and not one that was Stopping
So Browser Long jumped from the train at S for .... foolish action
Now Mabel visits him each day as he lies in T for Traction.

Her last name's not important now for he's no longer keen
Since he's found she lives by Accident at the top of page thirteen

(Thanks to Allan Williams for sending these in)