Ronald the Rat

Another less than inspiring one, but at least it's short ;) One of my friends likes it though - he says it has a 'light air'.

Ronald the Rat looks quite a swell
And lives in London docks
He wears a battered bowler hat
And knee-length yellow socks

And once he wore a driving glove,
Just to wave to friends
But alas he has no car,
For Ronald just pretends

He's not a millionaire at all
Just a dockside rat
But you'd never guess when he wears his glove
And socks and bowler hat

He's even got a dancing shoe
Polished up a treat.
Listen to his tap routine
Up and down the street

No he's not a millionaire at all
Just a dockside rat
But you'd never guess when he wears his glove
And socks and bowler hat