What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer ?
Just-beer Singh.

What do you call a sardar who has only one drink ?
Just-one Singh.

What do you call a Sikh female's boyfriend?
Her Pal Singh

What do you call a sardar who has only one hair ?
Iq-bal Singh

What do you call a sardar looking for happiness?
KHUSH-WANT Singh

A famous Khalistani profession?
Jarnailism.

Khalistan history ..
SARSON-DA-SAGA

the great wall of khalistan ..
LONG-O-WALL

national dish of khalistan ..
AKALI-DAAL

the dirty drain of khalistan ..
BAR-NALA

a Sikh scuba diver
JULL-UNDER SINGH

a better adapted Sikh diver
JULLUNDER SINGH GILL

a bald sardarjee
BAL-WANT SINGH

Next four Jokes thanks to Lakhvir Singh Lucky, Nairobi, Kenya

what do you call a singh who’s in jail?
sikh-andar singh [sikander singh]

what do you call a singh who is a mechanic?
gearbox singh [gurbaksh singh]

what do call a singh electrician?
tara singh

what do you call tara singh’s wife?
bijli
 

Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji busy all day?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: A Sardar Ji going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.

Q: What do you do whan a Sardar Ji throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....he's got a hand grenade in his mouth.

Q: How do you make a Sardar Ji laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: What is a Sardar Ji doing when he holds his hands tightly over his ears?
A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

Q: Why did a Sardar Ji stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: Why does Sardar Ji work seven days a week?
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

Q: What did Sardar Ji do when he noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?
A: He turned it over and used the other side.

Q: How do you confuse a Sardar Ji?
A: You don't. They're born that way.

Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.)

Q: How do you keep a Sardar Ji busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't Sardar Ji make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did the Sardar Ji try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 Sardar Ji's go to a movie?
A Because below 18 were not allowed !!!`

Q: What's the difference between a Sardar Ji and a computer?
A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Q: Why do men like Sardar Ji jokes??
A: Because they can understand them.

Q: What does a Sardar Ji say when you ask him if his blinker is on?
A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.