Turning the World Upside Down
One Piece drabble-fic
Rating: PG. Pure silliness.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
For the onepieceyaoi100 weekly challenge - the topic was role-reversal.
section in italics is a flashback.
past a bunch of wanted posters, Smoker paused just long enough to snarl
at the faces staring back at him. They would both pay for this.
Straw-hat for starting it all, and Ace for generally insufferable
"What's the matter, Colonel? Getting slow in your old age?!" Ace
cast a quick glance at the pirate's running form and increased his
pace. He was not going to lose! Not this time! Not to Ace!
known it was a mistake to get mixed up with the young pirate. Give the
snot an inch and he took four miles, your food, any alcohol you might
have left lying around, and then sauntered off looking like an ad for
indecent fantasies. Damn him, damn them both! Damn kids, turning the
whole world upside down. If only he'd captured them both before they'd
reached the end of the Grandline!
"Is that really the fastest
you can run?!" There was no sign of exhaustion in Ace's voice, despite
the long chase. Smoker ground his teeth and vowed he'd have his
revenge. He just KNEW that Ace was responsible for the current
situation. There was absolutely no way Straw-hat could have come up
with this sort of idea on his own.
Luffy stood before the crowd, having returned in triumph as the
undisputed King of Pirates.
the King of this Pirate Town, I hereby declare... that for one week,
Pirates will be the lawful keepers of order, and all Marines are
immediately declared OUTLAWS!"
Smoker sprinted around a
corner, with Ace in hot pursuit. The boy was laughing and waving a pair
of manacles, and Smoker swore that he'd teach the brat a lesson when
this week was over. Until then, he just had to stay ahead...
"Smoker-chan, I'm catching uuuuuuppp!!!"