One Sided Love
One Piece drabble-fic
Rating: PG-13. Pure silliness.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
For the onepieceyaoi100 weekly challenge - the topic was one-sided love
"The first time we met,
there was an instant connection!"
could I know that fate would throw him into my path like that? At first
I didn't recognise it, but eventually I understood his true nobility!"
"He was so strong, so handsome, so polite! A real knight in
"He was wearing armour?"
"THAT'S JUST A METAPHOR! *Ahem.* His heart was so pure and true and
kind, he was always rescuing damsels in distress."
"Sounds like a twerp."
"What was that?"
"Nothing! Nothing! So, he was rescuing damsels."
"Yes! Always! And even though we were enemies, he treated me with
respect. No-one's EVER treated me with respect before!"
"I wonder why."
"Er, yeah. So you confessed."
did, yes, I did. And we spent the most beautiful night of passionate
love together. Oh, when I think back on it, words fail me!"
"Thank God for that."
was perfect, everything was just PERFECT. He was so strong, and gentle.
But in the morning... *sniff* He... he rejected me! He said I wasn't
the man he thought I was. He threw me out, said he never wanted to see
me again. *sniff, sniff*. How could he be so cruel? When I gave him
Bon Clay put his hands over his face and wailed. "WHY WON'T HE LOVE
Shanks winced and looked over at Ben, who gave him his patented, "why
must you attract all the crazy ones?" look.
"There, there," he said finally. "I'm sure things will work out."
"I WOULD HAVE LET HIM HAVE ME ANY WAY HE WANTED!!! I WOULD HAVE LET HIM
HAVE ME ANY WHERE HE WANTED!!! WAAAAAAAAHHH!!!"
Shanks twitched. "Ben, I'm going to need a lot more beer."
"You and everyone else, Captain."