Micro-Chibi
A FMA Drabble
By Jaelle
Disclaimer: Not mine. Really
The taller man stared down at the
young, blonde Alchemist.
"Ooooh,
look at the micro-chibi," he taunted. "Just look at him! He's so tiny,
just like a bean! So insignificant I could step on him and squash him!
He's so small, I'd have to look at him through a microscope just to see
him!"
There was a long pause as Edward
Elric stared at him, and
then burst into tears. "Someone..." he sobbed. "Someone actually SAID
it this time!"
Then he punted the other man into
low-earth orbit, and never over-reacted when people made comments about
his height ever again.