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There's Someone Else In My Bucket
(to be sung to the tune of There's a Hole in My Bucket)

By Jaelle and Orla


The scene: Rogue and Magneto/Joseph encounter Onslaught and Joseph recognises the costume. Joseph sings first verse, Rogue second, Joseph third, Rogue fourth, etc...

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"There's someone else in my bucket, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
There's someone else in my bucket, dear Rogue, someone else."

"Then blast him, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph,
Then blast him, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, blast him."

"With what shall I blast him, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
With what shall I blast him, dear Rogue, with what?"

"With metal, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph.
With metal, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, metal."

"And where is this metal, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
And where is this metal, dear Rogue, and where?"

"Where do you think, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph,
Where do you think, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, think hard."

"I can not remember, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
I can not remember, dear Rogue, can not."

"From the ground, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph,
From the ground, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, the ground."

"He's psionic, dear Rogue, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
He's psionic, dear Rogue, dear Rogue, psionic."

"Then run for it, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph,
Then run for it, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, run for it."

"He's wiping my mind, dear Rogue, dear Rogue,
He's wiping my mind, dear Rogue, wiping."

"Here we go again, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, dear Joseph,
Here we go again, dear Joseph, dear Joseph, go again."

"Who's Joseph?"


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