Bon Clay Dance Party
One Piece drabble-fic
Rating: G. Pure silliness.
Disclaimer: Not mine.
For the onepieceyaoi100 weekly challenge - the topic was Bon Clay.
pirates!" Marine Lieutenant Jango raised a finger high in
the air as he struck the official 'disco dance' pose of Justice. The
full moon's light glinted off his heart-shaped glasses and illuminated
his flamboyantly loud Hawaiian shirt.
In an equally eye-blinding shirt, Marine Lieutenant Fullbody struck the
same pose and glared fiercely at the pirate crew. "We will only warn
you once before we attack!"
"In other words," Jango spoke again, "Stop joooooking around!"
That's MY line!" The newly-made Marine Lieutenant Bon Clay stomped his
foot angrily before also striking the pose. He too wore a Hawaiian
shirt, with the words "Okama way" written on the back. "No fair! Stop
"Sorry. I just liked the sound of it."
"Well, you did deliver it reasonably well. Very well, just this once."
"Um, guys? The pirates don't seem to be surrendering."
"Then let us unleash upon them our Dance of Justice!"
music began to blare out and the three lieutenants went into an
intricate dance routine that incorporated elements of disco and ballet,
with the occasional segue into a truly disturbing form of dirty dancing.
his vantage point on the shore, Smoker watched as Jango dipped Fullbody
and then spun him over to Bon Clay, who ground against him suggestively
before punching out a pirate. The three men then launched into a
victorious can-can, yelling for everyone to "stop joooooking around!"
"Tell me again why you decided to get him pardoned and added to your
"For Hina amusement."
"... I fear you."