Atobe Wants
A Prince of Tennis Crack Pairing
By
Jaelle
Pairing: Atobe/Tachibana
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: PG.
Tachibana awoke to gentle poking in
his side.
"Mmrph?" He rolled over and
regarded his boyfriend thoughtfully.
Atobe arched a perfect eyebrow at
him. "Good morning."
"Good
morning," Tachibana agreed. "Satisfy my curiousity would you. Do you
get up in the mornings and make yourself up before waking me?"
Atobe
smirked at him, every hair in place and with not the slightest trace of
dishevelment about him. "Don't be ridiculous. I'm always perfect."
Tachibana sighed and closed his
eyes again. "One day I'm going to wake up REALLY early and find out."
"No
you won't," Atobe said confidently. "I choose all my boyfriends
specifically on the grounds that they're not morning people, so that
any secrets I might have will remain so."
Tachibana mumbled something into
the pillow.
Atobe resumed poking him. "Up. I
want breakfast."
"Then call a maid."
"I want company with my breakfast."
"Then call one of your teammates."
"I want sex on the breakfast table
after eating."
"... fine, I'll get up," Tachibana
sighed and suited words to action. "Has anyone ever told you you're
extremely demanding?"
"One only wants the best," Atobe
said smugly, sliding out of bed and slithering into a violet dressing
gown.
Less graciously, Tachibana began to
gather his things together.
Atobe sighed. "Are you a snail? Must you bring everything with you
everywhere you go?"
"Yes,
I must," Tachibana replied calmly. "Because, as you know full well, I
cannot find my way around this extremely expensive labyrinth you call a
house, and if I lose something I will never find it again. I still
expect to find the remains of your previous boyfriends some days,
trapped forever in the impossible-to-navigate identical corridors."
"I keep telling you, there is a
perfectly logical system in place for finding your way through my
house."
"Yes, but you won't tell me what it
is."
"And spoil my fun?!"
Tachibana
resisted the urge to sigh and merely leveled an even look on Atobe, who
sighed petulantly and assumed an aura of waiting. "Oh very well. You and that irritatingly effective
calm of yours."
Tachibana merely smiled and reached
for his school bag.
"Of
course," Atobe mused out loud. "There are other advantages to not
helping you find your way around. I could keep you captive here
forever."
"Ann would rescue me," Tachibana
replied evenly. "Anyway, what about school?"
"You could come with me."
"To
Hyoutei College?" Tachibana raised an eyebrow. "Well, perhaps that's
not such a
bad idea. I could throw some of my 'irritatingly effective calm' around
and try to get your fellow students to stop doing each other down and
work together."
Atobe paled. "The entire school
structure would collapse. Please forget I suggested any such thing."
"Whatever
you say," Tachibana said, agreeably, finally gathering everything
together and straightening. "Now, was it sex and then breakfast you
wanted, or breakfast and then sex?"
Atobe considered, and then pounced.
"Both."
End
A/N:
Regarding getting around Atobe's house, I had this idea that you
navigate it by era of paintings - the closer you get to the baroque
works, the nearer you are to a bathroom, while Classics always mark
exits, etc.
Oh, and NEVER AGAIN WILL I WRITE
THIS PAIRING!!!