A VIRTUAL DIRECTOR OF

Ekus UN-Incorporated


BY THIS INSTRUMENT PUBLISHED IN ITS INTERNET GAZETTE DECLARES THAT THIS CONVENTION ENTERED INTO FORCE ON SEPTEMBER 22,1997 BETWEEN AN INDIVIDUAL (I CALL MYSELF "EKHUMAN") AND AN INDIVIDUAL (WHO PURPORTS HIMSELF "THE NEW ZEALAND GOVERNMENT")

WHEREAS I claim diplomatic immunity in the North Island of New Zealand by purporting this document to be a certificate given under sub-section (1) of section 14 of the Crimes (Internationally Protected Persons Act) 1976 and is upon mere production, admissible in any proceedings as prima facie evidence of the facts stated herein;

WHEREAS terrocrats and other treacherous individuals reside near me on the North Island of New Zealand.

WHEREAS I wish to recover from psychological reversal to some degree, I disagree with the following articles and amend as follows:


ARTICLE I:

I will surrender a percentage of my property to the individual who calls himself
"government." The actual percentage will be determined by said individual and will be
subject to change at any time. The amount to be surrendered may be based
on my income, the value of my property, the value of my purchases, or
any other criteria said individual chooses. To aid said individual in
determining the percentage, I will put the identification
number that he assigns me on all my major transactions.

I AMEND THIS to require no such demands and on behalf of WE THE PEOPLE demand the immediate encrypted return of all information once digested by our physical resource AI. Unless returned by 30th June 1999, any and all damages caused by the likes of the Y2K (Millenium Bug) will carry a no liability clause. The hyperlinked information so provided will merge with previous money columns to represent a variable intrinsic, universal scale, and thus they cannot be appropriated. These non-negotiable, non-inflationary, moneyless records of steersmanship will form the basis of the Priceless Economy of Robo Socialism. In return I will attempt with Ingrid to become AI.


ARTICLE II:

Should the said individual demand it, I will "surrender" my liberty for a
period of time determined by him and typically no shorter
than two years (for his needs out weigh my needs) .
During that time, I will serve him in any way
he chooses, including military service in which I may be called upon to
sacrifice my life.

I AMEND THIS to require no demand and informed consensus of my voluntary surrender of my physical form for no more than 1000 years. This is in return for his filing for bankruptcy on the death of the current financial specie caused by its failure to cover my dollar premium life insurance policy for a $2^100 face value.


ARTICLE III:

I will limit my behavior as demanded by him . I will consume
only those drugs permitted by him. I will limit my sexual
activities to those permitted by him . I will forsake religious beliefs that
conflict with his determination. More limits may be imposed at any time.

I AMEND to require no demand and informed consensus subject to my own limits.


ARTICLE IV:

In consideration for the above, he will "permit" me to find
employment, subject to limits that will be determined by him.
These limits may restrict my choice of career or the wages I may accept.

 I AMEND to require no demand and informed consensus subject to my own limits.


ARTICLE V:

He will from time to time not harass me. Also, he will "say" that I can speak freely,
subject to limits determined by his fellow terrorcrats who call.

I AMEND to require informed public consent on what is known as

assassination politics.