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Number

Construct

Ave. Score

Variation

% Variation

Description

1

Old_Civilisation

3.18

42.47

11.55

Stages of a Civilisation from one to five

2

Pack'n_Up

3.12

39.76

10.82

Clean out the trash

3

Immigrant_culture

2.24

29.06

7.91

4

Atlantis

3.88

16.88

4.59

Advanced civilisation fleeing southwards to Atlantis from the ice age catastrophe

5

Saving_The_Species

2.65

25.88

7.04

6

Civilizing_Effects

2.41

28.12

7.65

7

Precursor_to_Government

2.41

30.12

8.19

8

Ingrid

2.82

20.47

5.57

The Present work on Ingridx

9

Muriwai

2.06

24.94

6.79

Muriwai

10

cannibalism

2.00

20.00

5.44

cannibalism

11

Expansive_Population_Growth

2.94

34.94

9.51

Big Bang Peopling

12

Young_Civilisation

2.65

23.88

6.50

13

Ground_Zero

2.76

31.06

8.45

Ground Zero

 

Number

Element

Totals

% Variation

Description

1

Tongue

-3.11

9.33

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

2

Indonesia

2.76

5.70

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -(Much worse than "going blind!")

3

Guam

1.76

6.45

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside -and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex -for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden -for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute.. Is there any job -anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this? And if so.. Who gets to deflower the virgin -men?)

4

Antics

4.89

4.49

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own -weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. -(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)

5

Monarch

11.89

5.95

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

6

Turtles

-4.11

12.30

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. -

7

Starfish

-3.11

8.64

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

8

Dolphin_Sex

-3.11

4.01

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. -(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

9

Bahrain

2.76

3.40

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them -during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -(Do they look different reversed?)

10

Arabia

0.76

2.92

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also -applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all -times. (A brick??)

11

HongKong

1.76

2.90

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous -husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any -manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

12

Lebanon

-0.24

4.18

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the -animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is -punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

13

Maryland

0.76

2.92

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with -one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages -are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

14

England

2.76

5.51

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

15

Head_banging

-9.11

7.82

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. -(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

16

Columbia

-2.24

6.07

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the First time this happens, her mother -must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

17

Bolivia

-5.11

7.41

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman -and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough -problem that they had to pass this law?)

 

SECTION 3: Pearson Correlations between Constructs

NOTE: Values range from +100 to -100 with +100 meaning identical, zero meaning no relationship and -100 meaning opposites. With 30 giving significance.

 

Constructs

1 Old_Civilisation

2 Pack'n_Up

3 Immigrant_culture

4 Atlantis

5 Saving_The_Species

6 Civilizing_Effects

7 Precursor_to_Government

8 Ingrid

9 Muriwai

10 cannibalism

11 Expansive_Population_Growth

12 Young_Civilisation

13 Ground_Zero

Number

1_Old_Civilisation

100

35.6

49.2

47.2

24.3

5.1

-0.7

-32.1

-40.5

-72.1

-51.5

-87.7

-94.4

1

2_Pack'n_Up

35.6

100

-10.2

-32.3

-0.9

-26.4

-37.1

53.8

-63.9

-31.9

-72.1

-36.6

-24.3

6

3_Immigrant_culture

49.2

-10.2

100

1.1

16.1

64.2

48.5

-9.4

-23.2

-29.0

0.7

-36.4

-46.8

10

4_Atlantis

47.2

-32.3

1.1

100

24.5

-6.9

3.3

-74.0

35.9

-36.7

19.6

-39.9

-55.1

4

5_Saving_The_Species

24.3

-0.9

16.1

24.5

100

35.1

33.9

-8.9

-6.5

-35.2

35.4

-24.6

-29.7

12

6_Civilizing_Effects

5.1

-26.4

64.2

-6.9

35.1

100

65.7

-7.4

-9.1

-33.7

33.2

-2.0

-11.3

13

7_Precursor_to_Government

-0.7

-37.1

48.5

3.3

33.9

65.7

100

5.0

13.1

-8.1

41.3

-9.4

-1.2

11

8_Ingrid

-32.1

53.8

-9.4

-74.0

-8.9

-7.4

5.0

100

-30.2

14.8

-15.6

26.9

48.8

5

9_Muriwai

-40.5

-63.9

-23.2

35.9

-6.5

-9.1

13.1

-30.2

100

44.8

67.9

54.7

36.8

9

10_cannibalism

-72.1

-31.9

-29.0

-36.7

-35.2

-33.7

-8.1

14.8

44.8

100

30.3

64.1

64.2

8

11_Expansive_Population_Growth

-51.5

-72.1

0.7

19.6

35.4

33.2

41.3

-15.6

67.9

30.3

100

57.6

41.8

7

12_Young_Civilisation

-87.7

-36.6

-36.4

-39.9

-24.6

-2.0

-9.4

26.9

54.7

64.1

57.6

100

86.6

3

13_Ground_Zero

-94.4

-24.3

-46.8

-55.1

-29.7

-11.3

-1.2

48.8

36.8

64.2

41.8

86.6

100

2

 

SECTION Four: Slater related inter-Strange Stories distances as input to PCA

NOTE: Values range from zero (no distance) meaning identical to a distance greater than two (indicating enormous differences in ratings on all constructs). With items in bold exceeding the 30% significance rating.

 

Strange Stories

1 Tongue

2 Indonesia

3 Guam

4 Antics

5 Monarch

6 Turtles

7 Starfish

8 Dolphin_Sex

9 Bahrain

10 Arabia

11 HongKong

12 Lebanon

13 Maryland

14 England

15 Head_banging

16 Columbia

17 Bolivia

Number

1_Tongue

0

0.52

0.85

0.81

1.07

1.21

1.14

0.72

1.18

1.09

1.17

1.19

1.24

1.42

1.30

1.42

1.40

12

2_Indonesia

0.52

0

0.61

0.55

0.77

1.24

1.16

0.73

0.89

0.86

0.97

0.99

1.04

1.16

1.32

1.23

1.31

13

3_Guam

0.85

0.61

0

0.68

0.66

1.30

1.11

0.92

0.64

0.85

0.98

1.00

1.13

1.17

1.41

1.22

1.35

15

4_Antics

0.81

0.55

0.68

0

0.61

1.11

1.00

0.81

0.72

0.89

0.79

0.94

0.96

1.12

1.27

1.15

1.22

14

5_Monarch

1.07

0.77

0.66

0.61

0

1.23

1.03

0.97

0.71

0.87

0.86

1.00

1.03

1.05

1.38

1.14

1.28

16

6_Turtles

1.21

1.24

1.30

1.11

1.23

0

0.39

1.24

1.34

1.34

1.23

1.38

1.16

1.42

1.28

1.38

1.31

4

7_Starfish

1.14

1.16

1.11

1.00

1.03

0.39

0

1.08

1.14

1.16

1.11

1.26

1.06

1.25

1.16

1.26

1.20

5

8_Dolphin_Sex

0.72

0.73

0.92

0.81

0.97

1.24

1.08

0

0.94

0.78

0.88

0.92

0.84

1.02

0.83

0.95

0.89

17

9_Bahrain

1.18

0.89

0.64

0.72

0.71

1.34

1.14

0.94

0

0.51

0.57

0.57

0.72

0.69

1.15

0.85

1.05

11

10_Arabia

1.09

0.86

0.85

0.89

0.87

1.34

1.16

0.78

0.51

0

0.49

0.39

0.59

0.51

0.98

0.87

1.02

3

11_HongKong

1.17

0.97

0.98

0.79

0.86

1.23

1.11

0.88

0.57

0.49

0

0.36

0.57

0.68

0.90

0.81

0.92

1

12_Lebanon

1.19

0.99

1.00

0.94

1.00

1.38

1.26

0.92

0.57

0.39

0.36

0

0.61

0.61

0.97

0.86

1.01

2

13_Maryland

1.24

1.04

1.13

0.96

1.03

1.16

1.06

0.84

0.72

0.59

0.57

0.61

0

0.42

0.70

0.53

0.63

8

14_England

1.42

1.16

1.17

1.12

1.05

1.42

1.25

1.02

0.69

0.51

0.68

0.61

0.42

0

0.91

0.68

0.86

9

15_Head_banging

1.30

1.32

1.41

1.27

1.38

1.28

1.16

0.83

1.15

0.98

0.90

0.97

0.70

0.91

0

0.68

0.47

10

16_Columbia

1.42

1.23

1.22

1.15

1.14

1.38

1.26

0.95

0.85

0.87

0.81

0.86

0.53

0.68

0.68

0

0.40

6

17_Bolivia

1.40

1.31

1.35

1.22

1.28

1.31

1.20

0.89

1.05

1.02

0.92

1.01

0.63

0.86

0.47

0.40

0

7

 

Component

Eigenvalue

% of variation

Cumulated

1

5.02

38.60

38.60

2

3.34

25.72

64.32

3

1.90

14.65

78.97

4

.99

7.64

86.61

5

.51

3.90

90.51

6

.43

3.27

93.78

7

.37

2.87

96.65

8

.19

1.48

98.13

9

.11

.87

99.00

10

.05

.42

99.42

11

.03

.27

99.69

12

.03

.25

99.94

13

.01

.06

100.00

 

X axis = 1

% axis

Y axis = 2

%axis

Zaxis= 3

%axis

Sig

%Plot

Description of Strange Stories

Nmbr

Tongue

-4.387

13.6

-.39

0.2

-3.515

22.9

96.2

10.9

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue... -(Hummm....I won't touch THAT one!)

1

Indonesia

-3.598

9.1

1.437

2.2

-1.706

5.4

92.5

6.2

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. -(Much worse than "going blind!")

2

Guam

-3.512

8.7

2.101

4.7

.342

0.2

84.3

5.8

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside -and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex -for the first time...Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden -for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute.. Is there any job -anywhere else in the world, that even comes close to this? And if so.. Who gets to deflower the virgin -men?)

3

Antics

-2.992

6.3

.8

0.7

.176

0.1

76.4

3.3

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own -weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated. -(From drinking little bottles of...? -- did the govt. pay for this research??)

4

Monarch

-2.603

4.8

1.549

2.5

1.838

6.3

75.8

4.3

Butterflies taste with their feet. (Ah, geez)

5

Turtles

-2.384

4.0

-5.749

35.0

2.163

8.7

98.0

15.0

And, the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts. -

6

Starfish

-2.048

3.0

-4.57

22.1

2.225

9.2

97.2

10.3

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like that too)

7

Dolphin_Sex

-.539

0.2

-.235

0.1

-3.278

20.0

86.7

3.8

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. -(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

8

Bahrain

.171

0.0

2.582

7.1

1.757

5.7

88.5

3.4

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking directly at them -during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. -(Do they look different reversed?)

9

Arabia

.903

0.6

2.249

5.4

.478

0.4

75.4

2.1

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also -applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all -times. (A brick??)

10

HongKong

1.296

1.2

1.259

1.7

1.105

2.3

64.9

1.5

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous -husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any -manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

11

Lebanon

1.683

2.0

2.295

5.6

.69

0.9

74.7

3.0

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the -animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is -punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)

12

Maryland

2.741

5.3

-.221

0.1

.446

0.4

85.1

2.7

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with -one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages -are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? Not as great as Guam!)

13

England

3.338

7.9

1.51

2.4

1.397

3.6

87.1

5.3

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in -tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

14

Head_banging

3.878

10.6

-2.484

6.5

-2.262

9.5

95.7

9.1

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. -(Who volunteers for this stuff?)

15

Columbia

3.968

11.1

-.193

0.0

-.346

0.2

84.4

5.5

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the First time this happens, her mother -must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought.)

16

Bolivia

4.085

11.8

-1.939

4.0

-1.51

4.2

91.4

7.8

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman -and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough -problem that they had to pass this law?)

17

 

X axis = 1

% axis

Y axis = 2

%axis

Z axis = 3

%axis

Sig

%Plot

Description of Constructs

Nmbr

Old_Civilisation

6.146

26.6

1.27

1.7

-1.13

2.4

97.9

14.0

Stages of a Civilisation from one to five

1

Pack'n_Up

3.546

8.9

-4.219

18.8

1.929

6.9

92.6

11.7

Clean out the trash

2

Immigrant_culture

2.27

3.6

3.115

10.3

2.196

9.0

82.3

6.8

3

Atlantis

1.126

0.9

2.027

4.3

-3.001

16.7

92.3

5.0

Advanced civilisation fleeing southwards to Atlantis from the ice age catastrophe

4

Saving_The_Species

1.059

0.8

2.543

6.8

.752

1.0

56.1

2.8

5

Civilizing_Effects

.302

0.1

3.685

14.4

3.044

17.2

90.3

7.9

6

Precursor_to_Government

-.404

0.1

3.903

16.1

2.621

12.8

86.0

7.7

7

Ingrid

-.711

0.4

-2.332

5.8

3.257

19.7

89.9

5.7

The Present work on Ingridx

8

Muriwai

-3.274

7.6

1.706

3.1

-2.319

10.0

87.3

6.5

Muriwai

9

cannibalism

-3.319

7.8

-1.038

1.1

-.297

0.2

78.0

4.2

cannibalism

10

Expansive_Population_Growth

-4.065

11.6

3.676

14.3

-.185

0.1

92.8

10.4

Big Bang Peopling

11

Young_Civilisation

-4.475

14.1

-.629

0.4

.477

0.4

93.0

7.1

12

Ground_Zero

-4.996

17.6

-1.64

2.8

1.409

3.7

97.7

10.2

Ground Zero

13