THE TWELVE DAYS OF XMAS


                Twelve tawdry temptresses

                Eleven lecherous lesbians

                Ten tired trollops

                Nine naughty nuns

                Eight useless eunuchs

                Seven sex-starved sisters

                Six convicted vicars

                Five (queer) choir boys

        Four Windmill girls             Four s**t-house doors

        Three boy scouts                Three French whores

        Two virgin queens               Two pairs of drawers

        And a pervert in a pear tree!   And a french-letter, very filthy!



        On the thirteenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me

                        THE BILLS!