ROB OF NATIONAL D Rob of National, 'neath thy feet, G D Em A Ground into the dirt we meet, D G A D A D Learning how to lie and cheat - D Em As4/A D Rob, defend our queer land. D Guard us from the Marxist threat, Em A Minimise our national debt. D G A D A d What you want is what we get - D Em As4/A D Rob, defend New Zea land. Equal rights unless you're black, Pommie stirrers get the sack: If they're naughty, send them back - Rob, defend our fair land. Sell for us our wool and sheep, Win concessions for our meat, Buy for us a Nuclear fleet, Rob, defend New Zealand. Feed the rich and starve the poor, Teach us new respect for Law, Grant to us a Springbok tour, Rob, defend our keen land. God in Heaven, help us soon. You're up there with Sun and Moon, We're down here with Rob Muldoon - God defend New Zealand!