PATTERSON  REVISITED                      By Lars & Toad Leyden
             OR
   SMOKING  THE THICK  JOINT
Tune: Waltzing Matilda

D                 A          D           G
Once a spaced-out dope freak camped by a Whiskey Barrel
D                    A
Under the shade of a Marijuana tree.
       D          A       D              G
And he sang as he sat and waited for his dope to dry
D                         A                D
You'll come a smoking the thick joint with me.


Chorus:
D                        G
Smoking the thick joint, smoking the thick joint,
D                                          A
You'll come a smoking the thick joint with me,
       D          A       D              G
And he sang as he sat and waited for his dope to dry
D                         A                D
You'll come a smoking the thick joint with me.



Down came a Sheila to drink at the Whiskey Barrel
Up jumped the dope freak crying "Turn on with me!"
And he sang as took a joint from his shoulder bag,
You'll come a smoking the thick joint with me.

Chorus


Down came the squealer freaking on a bad trip
Down came the coppers - 3, 6, 9...  (well, they always come in 3's, don't they?)
"Where's that filthy dope you've got in yer shoulder bag?
Oh we're goin to have a run-in with ye!"

Alternate Ch:
This is a bad trip, this is a bad trip
This is the worst trip I've been on
And he cried as he sat and watched all his dope destroyed:
This is the worst trip I have been on!

Up jumped the dope freak and leapt into the Whiskey barrel
"You'll never take me unstoned!" cried he,
And his dope may be smelt as you pass by that Whiskey barrel:
You'll come a smoking the thick joint with me.

Chorus