NINE MILES FROM GUNDAGAI Well I'm used to punching bullock teams across the hills and plains, And I've teamed outback these forty years in blazing droughts and rains. I've lived a heap of trouble down without a bloomin' lie, But I can't forget what happened 'me nine miles from Gundadai. 'Twas gettin' dark - the team got bogged. The axle broke in two. I lost me matches and me pipe, so what was I to do? The rain came on, 'twas bitter cold, and hungry too was I, And the dog he shat in the tucker-box nine miles from Gungagai. Some blokes I know have stacks of luck, no matter how they fall But there was I, lord love-a-duck, no blasted luck at all. I couldn't make a pot of tea, nor get me trousers dry, And the dog he shat in the tucker-box nine miles from Gundagai. I can forgive the blinkin' team, I can forgive the rain, I can forgive the dark and cold, and go through it all again, I can forgive me rotten luck, but hang me till I dies.... I can't forgive that bloody dog nine miles from Gundagai.