FOG ON THE TYNE (Lindisfarne) Intro: G with Bluegrass-style hammer-ons G C G C D G Sitting in a sleazy snack-bar sucking sickly sausage rolls G C G C D Em Slipping down slowly, slipping down sideways, think I'll sign off the dole - 'cause CHORUS: G C G The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, C D G The fog on the Tyne is all mine. G C G The fog on the Tyne is all mine, all mine, C D Em The fog on the Tyne is all mine. Could a Copper catch a crooked coffin-maker, Could a Copper comprehend That a crooked coffin-maker's just an undertaker Who undertakes to be your friend, and CHORUS Tell it to tomorrow, today will take its time, To tell you what tonight will bring. Presently we'll have a pint or two together C D Em A Everybody do their thing. INSTR: D Am D Am D Am D Am G Em G Em G Em A D D6 D7, Intro We can swing together, We can have a wee-wee, We can have a wet on the wall If someone slips a whisper That it's simple, sister, Slap them down and slap it on their smalls, 'cause CHORUS