COMBINE HARVESTER             The Wurzels (Melanie Safka)


A
  I drove my tractor through your 'aystack last night.
E
  I threw me pitchfork at your dog to keep quiet.
      A
  Now somethin's tellin' me that you'm avoidin' me.
D                                  E
  Come on now, darlin', you've got   somethin' I need.


Chorus:
       A
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester 'n I'll give you the key

Come on now let's get together in perfect harmony.
       D
'Cause I've got twenty acres, and you've got forty-three,
    A                                                   E       A
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester 'n I'll give you the key.



I'll stick by you, I'll give you all that you need.
We'll have twins and triplets - I'm a man built for speed
And you know I'll love you darlin', so give me your hand.
The thing I want the most is all they acres of land,
(Cause what)

Chorus


For seven long years I've been alone in this place.
Pigs sleep in the kitchen - it's a proper disgrace.
Now if I cleaned it up would you change your mind?
I'll give up drinkin' scrumpy and that lager o' limes.

Chorus


Weren't we grand couple at that last Wurzel dance?
I wore brand new gaiters and me cordy-roy pants.
In your new Sunady dress, with your perfume smellin' grand,
We had our photos took 'n us holdin' hands.

Final Chorus:
Now I've got a brand new combine harvester 'n I'll give you the key
Now that we'm both past our fifties I think that you and me
Should stop this gallivantin', and will you marry me
'Cause I've got a brand new combine harvester 'n I'll give you the key.