Whimsy
- The IDE Appointment: fabricati diem, PVNC!
- How to give pills to a cat, since so many of you seem to need lessons.
- Who put the puke in Pukekohe? McDonalds put the puke in Pukekohe.
- How to tell Austria from Australia: Austria is the one that ripped off our flag.
- If you're invited to a pizza evening, and all you have in the kitchen is chocolate, nuts, chocolate, cherries, chocolate, and alcohol, the only option is to improvise. (Yes, that's a hard biscuit crumb base. I'll try out a cocoa-and-chocolate laced sweet dough base next time.)
- It's never-the-less important to eat your greens.
- True story: immediately before driving off to the airport to pick up some friends from Merkistan, I found a surprise waiting on their bed. They got me back, though. When I visited them they sent me off to a Punkins. WHY DO YOU HATE ME, MERKISTAN??!?!?!
- If you stayed in this room, you had to promise not to make BRRRM! BRRRM! noises all night.
