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The Annoyingly Small Print
All models over 18 years of age.
This product is meant for educational purposes only. Any
resemblance to real persons living or dead is purely
coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. List each
check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents
may settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty
expressed or implied. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle
or heavy equipment. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is
not an offer to sell securities. Apply only to affected area. May
be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. For recreational use
only. If condition persists, consult your physician. No user
serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated
picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Please
remain seated until the ride has come to a complete stop. Breaking seal
constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off road use only. As seen on
TV. One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Colours may
fade.. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Drop in any
mailbox. Edited for television. Post office will not deliver without
postage. List was current at time of printing. Return to sender, no
forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for
direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting
from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating
locations/stores only. Penalty for private use. Substantial penalty for
early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock.
Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your cancelled check is your receipt.
Avoid contact with skin. Sanitized for your protection. Employees
and their families are not eligible. Beware of dog. Contestants have
been briefed on some questions before the show. Limited time offer,
call now to ensure prompt delivery. You must be present to win.
No purchase necessary. Shading within a garment may occur. Use only in
a well ventilated area. Keep away from fire or
flames. Replace with same type. Approved for veterans. Some equipment
shown is optional. Price does not include taxes. Not recommended
for children. Reproduction strictly prohibited. No
solicitors. No alcohol, dogs or horses. No anchovies unless otherwise
specified. Restaurant package, not for resale. Driver does not carry
cash. Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
identification purposes only. Objects in mirror may be closer
than they appear. Unix is a registered trademark of AT&T. Do
not fold, spindle or mutilate. Package sold by weight, not volume. Your
mileage may vary.